You’re Usless!!! | January 7th 2005
Have you heard of the ‘NBA Channel’? You know, the 24 hr basketball channel?! So my 15 year old brother is obssessed with it, he’s watching it whenever he’s got the chance–and it’s annoying me :S A couple of days ago the ‘Sacramento Kings’ and the ‘San Antonio Spurs ‘ were playing. I’m not a big fan of basketball–not even a fan at all! So out of the blue, my brother asked me a question, and was followed by a very interesting conversation. I’ll refer to him as ‘A’ and yours truly as ‘S’.
A: S, pass me the remote
S: You’re finally going to change the channel?!
A: *gives me a piercing look* NO! Are you crazy?! This game’s great!
S: Then why do you want the remote?
A: To put the volume up you idiot!
S: I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!
A: S, you’re arguing with a 15 year old about a remote–you’re an idiot
S: *turns crimson red and flings the remote at him*
A: THAT NEARLY HIT ME IN THE FACE!
S: Oops, i wasn’t really looking! *followed by an innocent smile*
A: S!!! DID YOU JUST SEE THST SHOT?!!! DID YOU JUST SEE IT?!! OK, watch the replay, WATCH IT!!
S: This is extremly boring…EXTREMLY BORING!!!!
A: *Looks at me and gives me yet another piercing look* then get out!
S: ARE YOU KICKING ME OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM?!! NEED I REMIND YOU I WAS IN HERE FIRST!! I am your older sister you know!!
A: I DON’T BELIEVE IT, I JUST MISSED THE REPLAY!! S, i hate you!
S: I love you too, dear sibling of mine *rolls eyes*
A: S, if you’re sooooo smart, what are the key positions in Basketball?
S: Umm…
A: Exactly…so shut up
S: Huh?!
A: You don’t know, so just shush!
S: I’m going to tell mom, i won’t tolerate this anymore
A: Aww, is my 18 year old sister is going to cry to mommy?!
S: *my turn to give him a piercing look* Well, it’s better than listening to your smartass comments and watching this stupid, stupid game!!
A: I’ll pretend you didn’t said that..
S: O shush…
A: You know S, “Umm” isn’t a key position is basketball..
S: fine, fine…there’s a ‘Point Guard” *a look of triumph is my eyes*
A: Uha…what else, there are 4 more left…
S: (crap, 4 more?! I just know one!!!) Umm…
A: Yess….? They’re really easy you know…
S: SECURITY GUARD!!!!
A: *gives me yet ANOTHER piercing look, followed by 1 minute of silence*
S: A, I JUST SAID–SECURITY GUARD!!!
A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
S: What?! WHAT?!!!
A:You’re useless, you do know that, right?!
S: I take it, it was a wrong answer?
A: Security Guard?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! It’s Shooting Guard!
S: Hang on…why are we even having this conversation?!!! I don’t even watch basketball?! I don’t know anything to do with basketball!!!
A: How’d you know ‘point guard’ then?!
S: I heard you say it once…
A: You’re Useless…
S: Look who’s talking…
And then I realised…damn, i’m immature, am i actually arguing with my 15 year old brother?!!
S: I’ll go and do something “useful” now!
A: Like what, draw a pretty picture, read a book?!
S: HOW DARE YOU!!!
A: Oops, i forgot, you actually enjoy those things!
S: You are an evil cow…
A: Have you looked in the mirror latley?!
S: What’s that supposed to mean?!
A: You’re the fat cow, not me!!
Yes, as you can see ‘mon petit frère’ is the brother from hell!
S: *gives a long and hard stare and walks out of the room*
So moral of the story–DO NOT under any circumstances, converse with my brother about anything!!!
Work starts tomorrow *woopti doo* :s Robyn left 2 days ago–i’m still in denial :( Well, i better get used to it, everyone is gna start leaving…Saif’s leaving on the 15th (he’s probably going to read this and say “y’d u remind me? i hate you!!”) if i don’t mention him, he’s going to say “you didn’t mention me!!” so…what’s a girl to do?!!!
è?¶ Almond is gonna like this!
Time to sign off, ta ta for now :*