Miss Chiquita? I’d Like to Talk to Mr. Banana | July 28th 2008
Tip of the day: No matter how flustered you are or how fast you want to get things over and done with, make sure you always double check the name of the person you’re going to call when you’re choosing from your “Dialled” list. You don’t want to be barking down the phone thinking it’s your best friend, when in reality it’s the person you have a superfluous flow of lovey-dovey emotions for. “SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! My bloody car’s stuck, and I can’t get it out of the damned parking space!” isn’t very attractive, and the awkwardness that ensues is a killer, trust me.
