“If You Want My Autograph…”

June 2nd 2008 by Sou in Friends, Fun, Personal, Crazy, Music, YouTube, University, Coldplay

This morning started out like any other mundane morning. I woke up at 5:30 insanely cranky and dreading my final at 8. You know what, I’ll skip through the boring details.

After I was done with my final at 10:20, Amethyst and I decided to head out to Coffee Bean to meet up with D and Fz. A few minutes later, a man walked in who upon further observation (I’m calling it “observation” - shut up), so yeah, upon further observation, I realised he looked like Chris Martin, Coldplay’s frontman. I mentioned it to my friends and I said, “I totally want to go up to him and say he looks like Chris!” D, bless her heart, dared me to do it, which only sparked Fz to say, “Sou, I’ll give you 20 Dinars if you actually do it.” Seeing as my friends are absolutely insane (haha, look who’s talking!) I decided to brush the dares aside; the Chris Martin look-a-like was just having coffee and a muffin, why would I want to disrupt his peaceful breakfast?

With persistent pleas from Amethyst, D and Fz, I finally got up, marched over to the poor unsuspecting look-a-like, told him my friends and I thought he looked like Chris Martin. His reaction though was…well, hmm, I’m not sure, all he said was, “Okay, yeah thanks.” I then told him to enjoy the rest of his muffin, then I walked off. Yes ladies and gents, I did it. Oh, and I’m 20 Dinars richer, haha!

But wait, that wasn’t the end of it.

He came over to me and said that it’s funny I said he looked like Chris because his mother’s from the same town as Chris, and yes, he’s gotten the whole, “You look like Chris Martin from Coldplay” numerously. Oh, and I need to add, that the second he started talking to me, I gasped (shut up, I was shocked!) (A) I didn’t actually think he’d approach me. (B) I didn’t actually think he understood what I said about looking like Chris Martin. (C) His accent caught me off guard. I was too dumbstruck at the fact that he outdid my brashness (yes, shut up again), that all I could make out was a hint of Scottish, although I’m sure it wasn’t Scottish; oh well, whatever the hell it was, it sounded great. So our conversation ended with him saying, “Well yeah, if you want my autograph, I’m over there.” and he pointed at his seat. Cute.

Yeah, so if anyone knows Mr. Chris Martin Look-A-Like, do send him my regards, haha. :)

Leaving you with Coldplay’s 30 second Apple iTunes advert featuring Viva La Vida. (If you haven’t heard the full thing you’re missing out!!)


Click here if you have problems watching the above embedded video.

I absolutely love-love the video, the colours are amazing; kind of makes me wish I had colourful clouds and sparks of light following me all over the place. :)

Till next time world.

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26 Loud Thoughts to ““If You Want My Autograph…””

  1. chika

    Bless your soul child !! I love it! Good job there and yeah, world is full of crazy people.. I will start making money off dares too! watch me shine babeh!

  2. Amethyst

    SOU!

    How can you not mention his reaction lama you told him ena he looks like Chris Martin?! That was really funny! 7atan from a distance!

    He was like, “M hmm, okay!”

  3. Sou

    Chika: Haha, yeah! LONG LIVE THE CRAZY PEOPLE! lol.

    Amethyst: Oh yeah! I forgot to write about his reaction, will do that now!

    You know in retrospect, I should’ve you know, gasped inwardly, but NOOO I had to be my oh-so-dramatic self! You know, I almost feel sorry for Mr. Chris Martin Look-A-Like. :p

  4. Peony

    Lool!
    that was something i would never do ! lol

  5. Amethyst

    You were GLARING at him before we moved to the couches. Umbaih you burned a hole through him! Seriously, GLARING! W I kept telling you to like look somewhere else, but NOOOO! Lol, but it was so worth it! Hahaha! A day to remember;)

  6. OpeRon®

    OMG, SOU! u r so daring.. I wouldn’t have done that for a million Dinars.. It can be very awkward!
    Gosh! you guys should not be unleashed on the world.. u r CRAZY .. well , Look who is talking, I screamed, danced & almost stripped in the streets.. so I guess I am not crazy nonetheless!

    Loved the post, reminds me of ur old posts… & the video, A-mazing

  7. Sou

    Peony: That’s why there are loons like me who are willing to balance things out! lol

    Amethyst: Yeah well duh!! He looked like him, and it’s not everyday you get to see a Chris Martin look-a-freaking-like!!! :p Definitely a day to remember! :)

    Operon: For a million dinars I think I would’ve done it without the few minutes of hesitation! I mean what’s to it? I just went up to a random stranger and told him he looked like Chris Martin. It’s not like I jumped him! :p

  8. Stephen

    He probably thought it was a pick up line :p

  9. F.

    WOW! That must have been awesome ;P

    Love the video effects too…and the song ofcourse!

    ;* miss you

  10. 3baid

    Sou and her musician obsession XD

  11. Sou

    Stephen: Hahaha, he probably did. In all seriousness though, he really did look like Chris Martin. :D

    F: Haha, it was! ;p

    Have you heard the full version of the track?

    Miss you too love! xoxo

    3baid: Yes, yes, yes…I know. :)

  12. ananyah

    hahaha that is so funny, we MUST track him down… lets create a facebook group hahahahaha for MR.MUFFIN!

    Reminds me of a dare I did ages ago when one of my friends liked someone but she was too shy to tell him, so she gave me her mobile number on a piece of paper… I went up to the guy who worked in a store oo I’m like.. “see my friend over there, my friend likes you… here is her number… bye”

    he called the next day hehehehe

  13. Sou

    Nani: Hmm, I should’ve called him Mr. Muffin. :p

    You know what’s odd, I actually called him Chris Martin Look-A-Like. When he was actually freaking talking to me, I said, “Alright, it was nice meeting you Chris Martin look-a-like! lol.

    Hey at least the guy called your friend the next day! haha.

    So are we on a mission? Or are we on a mission? The quest to find Mr. Muffin has commenced! (Okay, we seriously have a lot of spare time on our hands :p).

  14. Angel

    WOW..i arrived there a minute after you left DAMN why do i always get there late especially after something like this happen ??!!!!

    you know i got the full detailed story, with the reactions from D. i wanted to kill myself for not being there….i kept laughing like hell lol

    Sou i just love you and love your absolute craziness lol and i bet if Fz knew u better he wouldn’t put the 20 on the table…lol i swear to god when D first told me that they dared you i was like “o O you shouldn’t have lol”

    love you and miss you :’( oo and i agree with Ananya we should track him down

    WAIT you forgot to mention the part where he recognized D. loooool

  15. Sou

    Angel: Seriously?! You arrived after I left! Grrr!! Yalla ma3lesh, I’m sure when you come visit us I’ll come up with something equally “daring” :p LOL

    What are we going to do when we track him down? Remind him of the day I disturbed his coffee/muffin break? Woman, have a heart!! :p haha.

    You wanted me to mention when Mr. Muffins recognised D?! Makontesh 3ayza afda7 el bent! HAHAHA!

  16. The Archer

    LOL!!! Hahaha! That was a GOOD day :p~
    I can’t get over it.. you ACTUALLY did it. You’re so brave!

  17. Hamad

    Would you have done it without the presence of your friends? :) thats something to think about.

  18. Sou

    Archer: Haha, it’s what I do! (Hello EGO!)

    Hamad: Had they not been there, I would’ve been reading. I don’t go to cafés on my own and look at people. I leave that to the creepy men with no lives. :)

    But yeah, I probably would’ve. :)

  19. eulalia

    cute story ;)

  20. TAT

    lol see its easy to approach strangers :P

  21. Sou

    Eulalia: :)

    TAT: Face-to-Face, not over the phone! :p I know, I know….I have “issues”. :p

  22. Mak

    HAHAHA…. I miss ur blog…. u and ur wierd stories. He’s prolly half scottish half sth else. It’s awesome doing sth for the 1st time… :D good for u.

  23. Sou

    Mak: Hey!! Blog misses you too; oh and I’m taking “werid” as a compliment haha. :D Well he said he’s half Kuwaiti half British, so there you go.

    First time? Who said it was the first time? *cough*

  24. Ravine

    OMG that’s so awesome!
    I’m serious! And if ya think that CM is “hawt” and this dude looked like him with a lovable accent to boot, you should have asked for more than his autograph you silly girl! :P
    That guy (whoever he is) is adorable and you probably just got away with it because you’re cute =D. Overall the cuteness of this story is so overwhelming it sickens me lol.

    (of course, I still do not see the hawtness but that’s another matter :P)

  25. Sou

    Ravine: I don’t think CM is “hawt”!! Think of Mr. Muffin/The Look-A-Like as a modified version of CM, haha. Oh and hun, I didn’t ASK for his autograph, he offered it, and ya3ni..seriously now, I wouldn’t have asked for it, kefaya eni I bloody traumatised the poor cookie. :p

    Your second half of the comment totally boosted my ego up until I read how the cuteness sickened you. I can always rely on you to drag me down to earth, my friend. ;)

  26. Ravine

    I spent about 5 minutes laughing at that last sentence 3ala fekra lol.

    I really meant it when I said you and your story were cute. The sickness is merely to emphasize the extra sugary cuteness of the story and its effect on me. =)

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